What defines a hooper? Skill, enthusiasm, or hours spent geeking out to hoop videos on-line? Watch for these warning signs that the hoop has spiraled into your soul.
Morning routine, "What's on hooping.org?"
Your cat sleeps in the hoop stack.
You understand why "left is the new right"
There's no furniture or light fixtures in your dining/livingroom.
You spend five minutes packing clothes and personal items for a weekend trip and 45 minutes deciding which hoops to take.
You own more than five hoops.
The back seat of your car is filled with hoops instead of people.
Half of your ipod is filled with hooping tutorials instead of music.
Whenever you see a large open area you think "Wow, great hooping space"
You choose your new car based on whether your hoops will fit or not.
You're proud of your bruises.
Invisible hoop dancing is unconsciously performed when no hoop is available.
You send a lot of time on hooping sites and communities!
You choose your outfits based on hoopability.
You have so much hoop tape that your room looks like a rainbow threw up in it.
Created by T.O.O.C with help from Amanda, Fresh Baked Cupcake, Kristen, L to the inz, Tangled Macrame, and Alicia. You can check out the original discussion and the resulting silliness at http://www.hoopcity.ca/forum/topics/you-know-you-are-a-hooper-when .